runningmandz:

What’s the difference between preschool and college?
Well in preschool you cry and take naps. In college you spend $40,000 a year to cry and take naps.

(via haroldgillies)

*changes aesthetic to more closely match the bf*

look at the zippers on this jacket I forgot  I owned I feel like a spiritual connection with my bf right now

look at the zippers on this jacket I forgot I owned I feel like a spiritual connection with my bf right now

I’ve had only the good die young stuck in my head for like 75 years damn it billy joel why are you so catchy

socialjusticekoolaid:

Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill 

(via captainbaddecisions)

I should get something to eat but I haven’t been able to eat lately

chiouart:

I’d normally put this to the polls but my DA’s subscription ended some time ago. So! Black or Pink? :D

(via breakinghatter)

I woke up from a dream where I had abs and a girlfriend so that was interesting

my girlfriend was really pretty but was also a weeb and I remember thinking “I’ve made a huge mistake” before waking up

my heart rate has been so fast lately it’s like I’m a human sized chihuahua or something

that’s actually a horrifying thought a human sized chihuahua holy shit

can your heart just give out from anxiety like being in a state of basically fight or flight that lasts two hours can’t be healthy like I just counted and my heart is at 95 bpm jesus christ